have got into this habit of status updates on fb everday past few months... have some picked quotes.. have twisted many others... and written quite a few .... will be updating this one henceforth....
corporate maze unplugged !! ... how much you earn is inversely
proportional to work you do & is a function of asses licked, backs
stabbed, credits snatched !
Man is a wonderful creature limited by his imagination, a Woman takes
off from where his imagination ends !
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management policy !
Is "God made me this way" your excuse ?
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism !
Beauty lies in the eye of the BEER holder
Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown Ever noticed
that all problems start with MEN?
I know when everyone agrees with me, I must be doing something very wrong!
some people look great from a distance & that's how far they should
remain to look good !
aint looks like honesty and satire will ever go out of fashion
Making a carrier of hobby makes one successful, how come I am not when
I have snoozing for hobby, maybe I happen to be the exception
men have regard for age only when its bottled but women ........
Wonder why shallow words have the strength to pierce a soul and deep
thoughts are crushed again by shallow words ?
Money the wicked seductress plays her tricks, she can be the elixir &
the poison, she can also be the peacemaker & the pimp, the tryst lies
between possession & possessed !
Softwares r like men, always come up with silly errors, eat up memory
space, have limited functions, so one is not enough, throw in an out
of box qs and they hang up & u need to upgrade then regularly ! darn
s/w ! but can't imagine life w/o either of them
funny world we live in,we love things and we use people, we go to
virtual world to hunt for real friends, we are lonely in a group and
have gadgets for company when alone, smile today has become a smiley
:) (here we go again !!) but still I love this world coz I dunno ne
other !
I don't worry too much bout doing the right thing coz I will
eventually get there once all possible wrong options r exhausted with
but I dun give up easy
b4 criticizing any1 walk a mile in his shoes, then call him up and
criticize : u r the winner: u said what u had to + u have his shoes +
u exercised
coffee, chocolate and men .... richer the better
thandi barish + garam (chai + samosa) + mushy hindi phillum + kamball
= ecstacy ! did I miss out nethg ?
Wish questions became independent and found ans on their own
I believe in all the gods in the world .. now bring in the miracles !
since living is ancient practise.. how come it has no SOP ?
Those who can't do, teach. Then what do those who can't do nor teach do ?
how short a minute is depends on which side of the wash room door u r
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done,
aska woman. - Margaret Thatcher
its no longer bout wining, its all about Out racing ur opponent !
If man evolved from apes why does HE behaves like One (ape) still ??
was awakened by the pitter patter of the rains.. in the days of
inflation.. mother nature still bestows beauty & joy for free
Loud is NOT a synonym for Deep
I don't get even .... I get odder !
alive most when pain is excruciating .. spirits soar when all you give
is all you have.. paradox thy name is life
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees wit Me
Behind every great woman is a man telling her she's ignoring him.
games r so over rated wish we took even 1/4th of this interest,
effort, time n if possible in social causes
Not all men are annoying .. Some are Dead !!
I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a
hell of a lot more if I had been understood
I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those
with the most opinions often have the fewest facts!
just becoz u can't understand me dun b too harsh while judging urself
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you !!
"Life is like this : Just when we get all the answers of
life.......Life changes the Question!!".....
"It's not where you're from; it's where you're going. It's not what
you drive; it's what drives you. It's not what's on you; it's what's
in you. It's not what you think; it's what you know." unknown author
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me
alone !!
Don't take Life too Seriously, you Won't get out Alive
Its not what u have but what u give that defines u
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer !
What we see depends mainly on what we look for !! wondering why i
haven't met george clooney yet
Just when I thought this was it, the wind came by...
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side With a
good detergant
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong !
life is short .. eat desert first! after that if life remains exercise !!
"If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of
themselves."Maria Edgeworth .... then we would need someone to take
care of us.. coz we wld have lost it by taking care of every moment
!!!
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat
them at politeness .. but will they notice ?
Morality is simply the attitude I adopt towards people whom I
personally dislike !!
When I was a little girl I was told that anybody could become Prime
Minister; I'm beginning to believe it.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a
smart woman with a dumb guy.
You don't have to blow out anybody else's candle to make yours shine brighter
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult !!
I may not return the affection of those who like me, but will always
respect their good judgment !
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm
happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
proportional to work you do & is a function of asses licked, backs
stabbed, credits snatched !
Man is a wonderful creature limited by his imagination, a Woman takes
off from where his imagination ends !
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management policy !
Is "God made me this way" your excuse ?
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism !
Beauty lies in the eye of the BEER holder
Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown Ever noticed
that all problems start with MEN?
I know when everyone agrees with me, I must be doing something very wrong!
some people look great from a distance & that's how far they should
remain to look good !
aint looks like honesty and satire will ever go out of fashion
Making a carrier of hobby makes one successful, how come I am not when
I have snoozing for hobby, maybe I happen to be the exception
men have regard for age only when its bottled but women ........
Wonder why shallow words have the strength to pierce a soul and deep
thoughts are crushed again by shallow words ?
Money the wicked seductress plays her tricks, she can be the elixir &
the poison, she can also be the peacemaker & the pimp, the tryst lies
between possession & possessed !
Softwares r like men, always come up with silly errors, eat up memory
space, have limited functions, so one is not enough, throw in an out
of box qs and they hang up & u need to upgrade then regularly ! darn
s/w ! but can't imagine life w/o either of them
funny world we live in,we love things and we use people, we go to
virtual world to hunt for real friends, we are lonely in a group and
have gadgets for company when alone, smile today has become a smiley
:) (here we go again !!) but still I love this world coz I dunno ne
other !
I don't worry too much bout doing the right thing coz I will
eventually get there once all possible wrong options r exhausted with
but I dun give up easy
b4 criticizing any1 walk a mile in his shoes, then call him up and
criticize : u r the winner: u said what u had to + u have his shoes +
u exercised
coffee, chocolate and men .... richer the better
thandi barish + garam (chai + samosa) + mushy hindi phillum + kamball
= ecstacy ! did I miss out nethg ?
Wish questions became independent and found ans on their own
I believe in all the gods in the world .. now bring in the miracles !
since living is ancient practise.. how come it has no SOP ?
Those who can't do, teach. Then what do those who can't do nor teach do ?
how short a minute is depends on which side of the wash room door u r
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done,
aska woman. - Margaret Thatcher
its no longer bout wining, its all about Out racing ur opponent !
If man evolved from apes why does HE behaves like One (ape) still ??
was awakened by the pitter patter of the rains.. in the days of
inflation.. mother nature still bestows beauty & joy for free
Loud is NOT a synonym for Deep
I don't get even .... I get odder !
alive most when pain is excruciating .. spirits soar when all you give
is all you have.. paradox thy name is life
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees wit Me
Behind every great woman is a man telling her she's ignoring him.
games r so over rated wish we took even 1/4th of this interest,
effort, time n if possible in social causes
Not all men are annoying .. Some are Dead !!
I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a
hell of a lot more if I had been understood
I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those
with the most opinions often have the fewest facts!
just becoz u can't understand me dun b too harsh while judging urself
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you !!
"Life is like this : Just when we get all the answers of
life.......Life changes the Question!!".....
"It's not where you're from; it's where you're going. It's not what
you drive; it's what drives you. It's not what's on you; it's what's
in you. It's not what you think; it's what you know." unknown author
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me
alone !!
Don't take Life too Seriously, you Won't get out Alive
Its not what u have but what u give that defines u
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer !
What we see depends mainly on what we look for !! wondering why i
haven't met george clooney yet
Just when I thought this was it, the wind came by...
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side With a
good detergant
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong !
life is short .. eat desert first! after that if life remains exercise !!
"If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of
themselves."Maria Edgeworth .... then we would need someone to take
care of us.. coz we wld have lost it by taking care of every moment
!!!
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat
them at politeness .. but will they notice ?
Morality is simply the attitude I adopt towards people whom I
personally dislike !!
When I was a little girl I was told that anybody could become Prime
Minister; I'm beginning to believe it.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a
smart woman with a dumb guy.
You don't have to blow out anybody else's candle to make yours shine brighter
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult !!
I may not return the affection of those who like me, but will always
respect their good judgment !
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm
happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
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