i dream of genie

most of us have grown up (i am talking about chronologically only !!) on alladin and genie fairytale...

so genie if u really are there (like the book "the secret" states) grant me my wishes ........


Wicked Equation:

Weight Loss in kg = Uptake of chocolate in kg



Wooof to ooof:

Make Dexter talk in benglish (bengali & english)



My Gizmo list:

Vrrroooom Vrroooom automobile

witches Vrroomm stick with 100 % UV protection & refrig stocked with .. u guessed it .. dark bitter chocolates


mumbo jumbo converter

with two buttons

Button 1: translates "what people say" to "what people mean"
Button 2 : translates " what they think" to " what i can understand"




I pill (Invisible pill!! & what were u thinking ??$#@!@)

whenever i goof up, i pop this pill, become invisible and people in front of whom i goofed have partial amnesia




GIGO mach (Garbage In Garbage Out)

The corny politicians & coward terrorists get easily corned into trying out this mach and get converted into their actual state = Biodegradable Garbage






hmmm for the time being these seem real good.. i gonna add more to this list with time .............