Thursday, April 30, 2009

dexter the prankster

ok i guess i have already written loadz bout him .. but cant help it man.. his antics warrant a reaction always from me..

well call me names.. but then i totally spoil him and love to brag bout his histrionics like a proud mama...

he has off late started drinking water from bottle !!
not kidding .. find the proof..



he will always sit or lie beside the person praying
ma would always yell at him to go .. so would baba n baban.. yet he will not budge..
(i am not so much spiritually evolved so ... i dont pray the conventional way like the rest of my family)
but looks like dexter too is a spiritually evolved soul !!

he loves Vanilla ice cream !!
very particular .. wont eat strawberry or chocolate .. thank god.. i love chocolate ice cream !! he is so possessive bout vanilla ice cream that baban (my bro) has to hide it from it and eat else dexy would make real angry faces !!
i, me and my ice cream !!

he gives the warmest of kisses !!
he would lick you crazy and the day he decides he needs to shower his love (literally shower !!!!) the drool would make you go crazy .. n den he would tickle your ears..btw this kinda love is only reserved for me and baban
puppy love eh !!


he loves it when i and bro fight
he would come running the moment he hears us fight and would jump with joy !! we looking at him so excited hlf the time forget why we were fighting !!
maybe we should send him to peace squad

medicine gives him fever
i am the person who ensures he gulps down (literally) his medicines.. he is so smart, the 1st time i get the medicine .. he smells it .. after that .. he runs below the dining table (his haven) and wont budge.. so i have to drag him out ..
literally do the song and dance to make him live ...

code word !!
he hates to go for a shower .. we have to use code words in order to ensure he takes his shower .. we use code words to signal each other so that we are all set to drag him for his shower.. after the shower he dance is hilarious..
whitey whitey dexy does the jive !!

Dexter shakehand..
we had many trainers to train dexter .. but am happy no one was successful.. its like having a butler .. he would do what you ask him.. dexter is spoiled but he has a very good sense of well being.. he will never hurt anyone .. he never gets angry .. well the only training he accepted was of shake hand.. if you say "dexter shake hands"... he would lift his paw.. whenever he does it my baba is all proud .. he would make him practise it regularly in case he forgets it

the emotional atyachaar
i am da laziest person in my family .. that is one thing that my whole family whole heartedly will agree.. the only one who can make me dance is dexter.. he would look with his large helpless eyes at me at odd hours .. and i would do whatever he wants me to do.. play with sponge balls, go out for a walk.. cuddle him ..only one i share my chocolate with... whatever he wants ...
his wish is my command !!

guilty my lord..
he is so awesome that when he knows he has done something wrong he will wait for the whack with his head bowed down.. and of course no one can whack him then .. all he gets is hugs... but when he aint guilty and ma yells at him just fo the heck... he will give her "here she goes on her trip again".. ha ha ha

holla ladies !!
i am still baffled at this one.. whenever he sees good looking women .. of any species .. he goes on "auto drool on" mode and i would have to literally drag him off...

shake your booty
he too loves to grove .. whenever me and bro do the sambha .. he will get all excited and do his doggy moves ....

snuggle snuggle..
in winters he loves to be tucked in his blanket and pillow .. its so cute .. no one would ever think he aint da devil incarnate ..


well i think whoever has a pet at home will understand these sentiments.. but he really rocks my family's lil world.. thank god for him !!

4 comments:

  1. looks like i missed a lot of the fun by the prankster ...
    neverthless it s a good experince to keep track of someone so enthusiastic and ice cream loving!

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  2. hey hi... yep he is "full on " of life...

    you too hav a canine buddy ?

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  3. Would you like to have a shower? I ask Murphy. Without a fuss Murphy goes to the bathroom, walks past the great bathtub, climbs the three steps leading to the double showerstall where he sits and waits for me to wash him. Believe it or not!

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  4. you are very lucky and murphy is a sweetheart

    i need my baba or bro as tag team partners to take him to the washroom.. there he sits like a king till i give him scrub but the moment i start brushing his teeth .. its another war..

    then after i semi towel dry him someone else will have to take charge as i am totally worn out with the wars.. but he on the other hand feels fresh and off fo another ball game.....

    whew !!

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